it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke